Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Congratualations to Prince Harry

Although A-Levels are so easy these days the newspapers now have no problems finding a student to photograph who is both a) an extremely attractive blonde girl and b) has five A grades, our ruling family still seems to have their problems.

In a school where the average pupil gets nearly 4 A grade A-Levels, Prince Harry got a 'B' and a 'D'. This is worse than his father, who got a B and a C which somehow got him into Cambridge. William, our future ruler, did rather well by comparision, with three A-Levels, an A, B and C.