Adopt-a-Tory-MP
The continuing mess that is the Tory party should give all of us who believe in democracy cause for concern. In our parliamentary system the lack of an effective opposition, even a Conservative one, makes for worse policy-making.However at present there seems little hope that the Tories can make a comeback. Current opinion polls put Labour 38% to 35% ahead on those certain to vote, on the unadjusted figures it is more like 42% to 31%.
In that spirit therefore I think all of my readers who call themselves democrats should sign up to my latest idea to rescue the party, Adopt-a-Tory MP. Now don't get too concerned, I don't literally mean you have to adopt a Tory MP as you migh adopt a 5-year old boy (much as it might appeal to their public-school memories). Instead it will be like Adopt-a-Donkey except without the £15 payment.
All that will be required is to keep a close eye on their career, publicising their achievements, giving helpful comments where necessary and mild but constructive criticism when needed. Hopefully this will encourage them to believe in themselves and give them a little boost when it comes to the next election.
So far there are some obvious candidates for bloggers. Chris Brooke has been showing an interest in Tim Collins, while perhaps Nick Barlow could be persuaded to adopt Eric Forth?
Incidentally one thing many people forget about the Conservatives out of power compard with when they are in power is that -- nearly by definition -- they have fewer MPs. This means less talent for the front bench, but it also means less obnoxious backbenchers. I mean who now mourns the MP for Welywn, David Evans, who so charmingly began his fight to keep his seat in 1997 with this attack on his main opponent, "a single girl, lives with her boyfriend, three bastard children, never done a proper job".
ps I have been overwhelmed with the positive response (see comments). To others however I must point out that adoption is a serious business and those who said 'Ooh can I have Boris Johnson' or 'I want that cute little Alan Duncan' have to realise that a Tory MP is probably for life, not just this parliament.
posted by Matthew @ 11/03/2003 05:37:00 PM
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