Matt T: Coup d'etat?*

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Coup d'etat?*

Via Mr Happy, one learns that General Tommy Franks is contemplating the prospect (if attacked by the Vans of Doom) of America tearing up the constitution and putting in its place a military government**. Thank god for Donald Rumsfeld. What a strange world we live in - I actually meant that last sentence.

* Of course another thing preventing this happening would be that it is a French word, and they would probably have to rename it first.
** I'm tempted to do a SDB and spend the next 2,000 words contemplating the prospect of a military government in the US, arrayed against an Islamofaschist Republic of France. But...