Thursday, March 25, 2004

The Things Metro Readers say

"Before women heed the excellent advice of Simon H and rush out to buy a short skirt, could you please ensure you have the appropiate legs to match such an outfit? This will prevent a lot of unnecessary suffering in the workplace"

Sean Joyce, W1


"In reply to Steve Ainger - people with long hair generally smell. I mean men with long hair..."

R.Prior, Manchester


"...As a Police Officer I couldn't care less about the criticism we come in for. I am based in an office, earn about £40,000 a year for a 40 hour week, have free travel on the Tube, trains and buses and have a large amount of equity in a house worth £250,000...If I can remember to occasionally spout the latest politically correct propaganda, all being well, I can retire at 50 with one of the most generous pension packages available in the public sector. Carry on running down the 'stupid' police -- we know who the stupid ones are"

Name and address supplied.