PCRS 5 – Pacify through radiation
It is a well-known sociobiological and psychobiological fact that expecting morality from the Left is as pointless as expecting bravery from the French. Hence my utter lack of surprise to see various sections of our liberal elite – Judges, The Guardian, Londoners, George Galloway, Douglas Hurd etc – calling for our troops to be pulled out of Iraq in response to the latest terrorist outrage.To follow their advice would be a betrayal of ten thousand years of history, not to mention flying in the face of ten million years of evolution, which I sometimes believe in. As I noted to God the other day when considering whether to attend Church, ‘The Left only want to have babies on the welfare state’. He nodded His agreement.
That is not to say there shouldn’t be a response to Arabfascist terror. The reputation of the freedom-loving democracies of the US and the UK is at stake. That is why my instinct tells me to recommend an instantaneous nuclear strike on Damascus. No asking the public, no consultation with ministers, no discussion at the UN, no cooling off time: an automatic hydrogen bomb.
Yes I hear the bleeding-heart liberals crying, ‘But millions of innocent people will die’. No I say to them, ‘Millions of potential terrorists have been deterred’. Indeed millions of potential terrorists have been vaporised.
Once the Middle East has been pacified by the only way it understands, a good dose of radiation, I would recommend pulling our troops out and bringing them home with their heads held high. Why should one British Tommy die for Freddie Foreigner?
posted by Matthew @ 5/05/2004 08:34:00 AM
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