Where am I?
"Who are the Notting Hill Tories?", screams the Telegraph (free registration required).Well here I am. But am I mentioned? No. Not one little reference to the most successful Notting Hill Tory blogger (unless you count Marcus from Harry's Place, I think. Update - I was wrong. Marcus is not a resident a Notting Hill, and not a Tory. See comments).
Perhaps a clue lies here:
"They love going to places such as Zucca on Westbourne Grove and the Electric Bar and gossiping away about how they're going to change the world, but they never seem to manage much more than that," says one on the fringes of the "club".
The Electric Bar? Maybe. But Zucca? No, no, no. I'm more of a Castle man myself. In any case I wouldn't sit in a pub talking about how I was going to change the world -- I sit in my living room telling the world how I'm going to change various pubs. Finally:
"Individually they are nice, bright people, but together they are arrogant" .
That doesn't sound like me at all.