Country in Peril*
John "A man who could betray his wife could betray the country" is back in the Shadow Cabinet, as the comically titled 'Shadow Minister for Deregulation'.Apart from this dreadful appointmet, it's a terrible reshuffle. Nicholas Soames, probably the first Tory defence spokesman in history who couldn't get from his cabinet colleagues a commitment to a real-terms spending increase, is promoted to the Shadow Cabinet (in the same role).
* Though the very moving of putting him in the Shadow Cabinet almost certainly guarantees the Tories cannot win an election.