Wednesday, September 29, 2004

A flamingo cannot marry another man...

It ended in failure. But we must salute the effort.

Andy, from Gloucestershire, has spent the last fortnight trying to father a pebble.

Oddly enough the pebble (which has now been replaced by a fake egg) remains unhatched.

Personally I think it's easier to refute the logical connection rather the premises, but the animal kingdom clearly thinks different. Tomorrow I'll bring you the heart-warming story of a cow's attempt to drive a car with all four wheels on one side.