How European Are You?
Isn't the internet wonderful? I'd just remembered Viz's classic 'How European Are You?' quiz, and instead of going through all the back issues, I've managed to find it online.Here it is.
I think my favourites are (if you need to be told the (c) answer makes you the most European).
3. You are walking along the pavement when a rather attractive looking woman passes by.
Do you:
a)Look away modestly, perhaps blushing slightly
b)Smile and maybe say, "Hello"
c)Smear a tub of Brylcreem all over your head, pinch her bottom then proceed to follow her around for half an hour, together with twenty of your mates, all riding pathetic little scooters, making a variety of crude and suggestive remarks.
9. You are walking down the street when you see an old lady being mugged by two youths.
Would you:
a)Wade in without regard for your own safety and try to fight the youths off
b)Run to the nearest phone box to call the police
c)Ignore the fracas completely, declare your neutrality by waving a little white flag above your head, then scarper back to your underground nuclear bomb shelter and try to work out how much money you've made by illegally hoarding stolen gold, selling vastly overpriced timepieces and multi-purpose folding knives.
posted by Matthew @ 9/25/2004 01:34:00 PM
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