PCRS* ** IX - Pebbles cannot be children
So, the small-rounded-stone-often-thus-because-it-was-worn-by-water lobby was wrong and I was right. Not satisfied with avowedly aiming to destroy geological and biological norms and acting as a spearhead of a movement aimed at destroying the State Pension, as Melanie Phillips might have put it, they tried to destroy logic itself. Well they've failed. "Paul", a male flamingo, has spent two weeks trying to give birth to a pebble, and though I take no pleasure from his subsequent depression, I can feel no sorrow.
When will anyone in this country stand up for the decent majority and simple state the plain bald facts.
However much I might wish to I cannot marry another man, I cannot be brother to a puppy, I cannot make a horse my consul. Just so, I cannot, and should not be able to, father a pebble.
* PCRS
** On location in Hartlepool
posted by Matthew @ 9/29/2004 06:07:00 PM
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