PCRS Election Special
It is not a great surprise but the Queen has graciously named the election date as May 5th. This will be first election I have been interested in where the Conservatives have a chance of winning so I am more than unusually excited.The choice before the British people is clear. I will try to explain it dispassionately and objectively.
Labour stand for Tony Blair’s inane smile, more regulation, higher taxes, poor schools, dirty NHS, strikes, the dead-being-unburied in the streets, calling in the IMF, James Callaghan, Michael Foot, Derek ‘Red’ Robbo, Man-from-Whitehall-Knows-Best, Welfare State, the Underclass, immigrants, the Arabs, Scotland, immorality, gypsies, Europe, John Kerry, the European Convention on Human Rights, statism, the Undeserving poor, the French, garlic, Wales, writing off Third World Debt, onions, so-called 'equality, Roy Jenkins, The Feckless, Gail Redwood, investment, unborn babies being murdered by the shedload, the Sinn Fein/IRA, militant homosexuals, war in Iraq, dumbing-down, pacifism, ugly lesbians, Ireland, Cherie Blair, the UN, and of course The State Pension.
On the other hand you have the Conservatives. They stand for lower taxes, smaller government, faster growth, better hospitals, less gypsies, less immigrants, England, standing up to Europe, advertising, the Commonwealth, Romany Travellers who stay in Romany, Common Sense, Charles Moore, John Redwood, beating the Yob Culture, the rich, the decent working class, Good Old Enoch, IDS, the United States, Michael Howard, Howard Flight, attractive lesbians, decency, Keith Joseph, Third World Debt, Ulster, morality, George W Bush, sorting out bogus asylum seekers, Norman Tebbit, Israel, private pensions and of course Baroness Thatcher herself.
There won’t be many posts on this site during the election itself as I will be too busy campaigning for Conservatives up and down our country. Let me say this though – never has an election been so important to the history of this land. Except perhaps 1979, which was the most important event in British history. But other than that, the choice as I have outlined above is clear. To the polls, and Vote Conservative!
posted by Matthew @ 4/06/2005 09:17:00 AM
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