Friday, August 26, 2005

The things Daily Mail readers say!

Mrs Lynda Shaw, W.Sussex

Poem of the Day

Mr Blair says that we Londoners are
So brave and so calm - we don't make a fuss
Then he goes to work in his big armoured car,
And we go to work on the tube and the bus

Mr Blair says that we parents are all
Delighted at how schooling has come up trumps,
But his children go to posh selective schools,
and ours struggle on in their bog-standard dumps.

Mr Blair says that our crime rates are low,
That we shouldn't care what we read in the news,
But when goes out he has minders in tow,
And our kids get mugged for a new pair of shoes.


It goes on, for three more dreary verses. If you're interested go and buy the paper.