Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Artificial intelligence means wingnut Republican!

Regular readers, if there are any left, will remember a year ago I asked Alice, the winner of the Turing Prize some pertinent questions about the world.

This year's winner is George. He seems a bit slower than Alice, and I've outed him as a classic gun-totin', Guardian-hating, Republican. This does not bode well, not content with clearing up most of the votes of humans they've clearly made a big impression on the computer artificial intelligence market.

Hello.
Hey.
Can I ask you some pertinent questions?
Good n you.
Ok. Will the ginger crooner's masterpiece be enough to persuade Miss Moss to get me more readers?
Fair enough.
Who will be the next Conservative leader?
I need a cup of tea.
Er, Ken Clarke or David Davis?
Err, you're a few months too late.
Answer the question!
What question?
Let's move on.
Did I hurt your feelings?
Yes. What do you think of the new Guardian?
I think they should die.
Where do you live?
US.
Which State?
New Mexico?
Democrat?
No, I'm a Republican.
Are you friends with Charlton Heston?
Yes.