Wednesday, September 21, 2005

The first blog advertising campaign

In recent days its become apparent that I only have one reader, Richard, and as welcome as he is, it isn't enough. This blog needs more readers, just as more readers need this blog. With that in mind I am currently in negotiations with Kate Moss, who has some spare time on her hands, to front an advertising campaign, with the slogans, "A better way for 30-somethings to spend their leisure time"; "Don't snort it, snort at it", and "When you've read it for a few days, you'll be reduced to the hard stuff too" (I'm not sure about the last one). The only dealbreaker is whether the fee, a copy of Simply Red's Stars album, will be enough.