A mystery solved
We've discussed before the apparently (as read through the newspapers) strange life led by those who are pretty, blonde and female. The best comes early in adult life, when they account for a remarkable 80% of the people who get Five grade-A A-levels. However things take a turn for the worse when they jet off on a celebratory holiday and they terribly unfortunately account for about 80% of the people who get stuck at airports due to Spanish air-traffic control strikes.After that all it seems to go quiet. However reading our national papers today I am pleased to say that the men from the press have caught up with them again. Apparently - and I presume this is to get over the disappointment of the cancelled holidays - they tend to make up about 80% of the adult people who like to play in fountains when they should be at work.
posted by Matthew @ 7/20/2006 11:53:00 AM
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