Carol Gould
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all, but I really don't think this has the ring of the truth to it:
A few months ago I went out for a coffee and whilst waiting for my friend put my hat on the table because the waitress was cleaning the chair onto which I had placed it. My friend arrived and barked, ‘ You have been in this country all these years and have not learned it is bad manners to put your hat on a table?’ This really pressed my buttons and I suppose I was a bit out of sorts for the rest of the outing, and when I got home I had an email from this person telling me how ‘obnoxious’ I am