Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Invade Scotland!

Aaro comes out with fighting talk on the prospects for Scottish independence. I see a glimpse of What the Papers Say in 2015:
Sir David "not the wildlife documentary maker" Aaronovitch, writing in The Times, argued that claims by the anti-war lobby that military action against Scotland was merely a ruse to gain control of the nation's oil was wide of the mark, and not just because it was running out. Instead it was merely the Decent humanitarian reason of freeing the Scottish people from the tyranny of President Galloway, and to find and destroy the secret nuclear weapons facility that Prime Minister Johnson (Not the former Minister and Trade Unionist) had alleged was at Faslane, on the Clyde. Aaronovitch warned that if the nuclear weapons facility was not there, "he would never believe another word I am told by the English government", and for that matter, "neither would anyone else", but only for five minutes, by which time he would have come up with good explanations for the honest error they had made.